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Old scottish sayings

  • Posted on January 15, 2012 at 9:30 pm

A lot of people struggle to understand the scottish language, its understandable since we have so much slang words. Here is a few  phrases and words that may make you giggle.

  • Keep the heid!Stay calm, don’t get upset.
  • We’re awe’ Jock Tamson’s bairns!We’re all God’s children, nobody is better than anybody else – we’re all equal.
  • Dinnae teach yer Granny tae suck eggs!Don’t try to teach someone something they already know.
  • Is the cat deid?Has the cat died? Means your trousers are a bit short – like a flag flying at half mast.
  • Haud yer wheesht!Be quiet.
  • Ah dinnae ken.I don’t know.
  • Ma heid’s minceMy head’s a bit mixed up.
  • Yer aff yer heidYou’re off your head – a little bit da
  • Speak o’ the Devil!Usually said when you have been talking about someone – they usually appear.
  • Whit’s fur ye’ll no go by ye! - What’s meant to happen will happen.

Some slang words

  • dinnae -  don’t
  • ken – know
  • aye – yes
  • ye – you
  • Braw – Nice
  • guid – good
  • Blether – Talks a  lot
  • Breeks – Trousers
  • gimme – give me
  • Frae – from
  • Haud – Hold
  • Hoose – House
  • Moose – Mouse
  • Sleekit – Sly
  • Widnae – Wouldnt
  • Windae – Window

The scots!

  • Posted on July 23, 2010 at 8:44 pm

The Scots

40 DEGREES
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 DEGREES
Italians find their cars won’t start.
Scots drive with windows down.

20 DEGREES
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woollen hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

15 DEGREES
Californians begin to evacuate state.
People in Scotland go swimming.

0 DEGREES
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Scotland have the last BBQ before it gets cold.

10 BELOW
People in Miami cease to exist.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

20 BELOW
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Scots throw on a light jacket.

80 BELOW
Polar bears evacuate the Arctic.
Scots Boy Scouts postpone winter survival classes until it is cold enough.

100 BELOW
Santa Claus abandons North Pole.
People in Scotland pull down ear-flaps.

173 BELOW
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Scots get frustrated when they can’t thaw their kegs.

297 BELOW
Microbial life start to disappear.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 BELOW
All atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying “chilly, you cald an aw?”.

500 BELOW
Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in Euro 2008

Nessie

  • Posted on July 23, 2010 at 8:38 pm

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The recipe you always wanted :)

  • Posted on July 22, 2010 at 10:15 pm

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