Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.
Italians find their cars won’t start.
Scots drive with windows down.
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woollen hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
Californians begin to evacuate state.
People in Scotland go swimming.
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Scotland have the last BBQ before it gets cold.
People in Miami cease to exist.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Scots throw on a light jacket.
Polar bears evacuate the Arctic.
Scots Boy Scouts postpone winter survival classes until it is cold enough.
Santa Claus abandons North Pole.
People in Scotland pull down ear-flaps.
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Scots get frustrated when they can’t thaw their kegs.
Microbial life start to disappear.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
All atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying “chilly, you cald an aw?”.
Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in Euro 2008