{"id":379,"date":"2010-07-23T20:44:32","date_gmt":"2010-07-23T19:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/?p=379"},"modified":"2010-07-23T20:44:32","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T19:44:32","slug":"the-scots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/the-scots","title":{"rendered":"The scots!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Scots<\/p>\n<p>40 DEGREES<br \/>\nCalifornians shiver uncontrollably.<br \/>\nPeople in Scotland sunbathe.<\/p>\n<p>35 DEGREES<br \/>\nItalians find their cars won&#8217;t start.<br \/>\nScots drive with windows down.<\/p>\n<p>20 DEGREES<br \/>\nFloridians wear coats, gloves and woollen hats.<br \/>\nPeople in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.<\/p>\n<p>15 DEGREES<br \/>\nCalifornians begin to evacuate state.<br \/>\nPeople in Scotland go swimming.<\/p>\n<p>0 DEGREES<br \/>\nNew York landlords finally turn up the heat.<br \/>\nPeople in Scotland have the last BBQ before it gets cold.<\/p>\n<p>10 BELOW<br \/>\nPeople in Miami cease to exist.<br \/>\nPeople in Scotland lick flagpoles.<\/p>\n<p>20 BELOW<br \/>\nCalifornians fly away to Mexico.<br \/>\nScots throw on a light jacket.<\/p>\n<p>80 BELOW<br \/>\nPolar bears evacuate the Arctic.<br \/>\nScots Boy Scouts postpone winter survival classes until it is cold enough.<\/p>\n<p>100 BELOW<br \/>\nSanta Claus abandons North Pole.<br \/>\nPeople in Scotland pull down ear-flaps.<\/p>\n<p>173 BELOW<br \/>\nEthyl alcohol freezes.<br \/>\nScots get frustrated when they can&#8217;t thaw their kegs.<\/p>\n<p>297 BELOW<br \/>\nMicrobial life start to disappear.<br \/>\nScottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.<\/p>\n<p>460 BELOW<br \/>\nAll atomic motion stops.<br \/>\nPeople in Scotland start saying &#8220;chilly, you cald an aw?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>500 BELOW<br \/>\nHell freezes over.<br \/>\nScottish people support England in Euro 2008<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Scots 40 DEGREES Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 DEGREES Italians find their cars won&#8217;t start. Scots drive with windows down. 20 DEGREES Floridians wear coats, gloves and woollen hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt. 15 DEGREES Californians begin to evacuate state. People in Scotland go swimming. 0 DEGREES New&nbsp;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":385,"href":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions\/385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.librairc.net\/scotland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}